Musical Banter Lover Mugs

"Anything wrong, sweetie pie? You've been ignoring the tip jar lately."

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

'I like you, you've got balls.'

Note Book

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

I can't wait 'til her tryouts for "Cats" are over.

An Archeologic Dig

"Maybe I needed a brain also! I left my heart in San Francisco!"

'So, you think you can just waltz right in here and start making movies, Mr, Astaire'

Von Trapp family masks

I'd like to donate to your theater, but

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"It feels like me against the world but it's actually just the state of Connecticut."

Musical Eye Test

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

Joseph and his coat

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

"Looks like Broadway's back."

Thanks for the lift, Nana. Don't get any big ideas about acting. It's just a high school musical. I guess you aren't coming back to see the show. Correct. Tonight! Cats! Spring musical. That's ok. Slam! I'm parking now to get a front row seat!

Sigh. They never ask me to play.

"Those who can can, dance."

'I'm surprised you don't try the West End,old chap!'

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

Jason's fighting style was heavily influenced by his love of West Side Story.

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Sir Lionel Murgatroyd

"I'll have a Maker's Mark, and she'll have a shot at being the mother she never was."