Music Banter Enthusiast Mugs

"Maybe if you tip them they'll go away!"

Mardi Gras

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

Guitarist

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

He kept up his guitar practise...

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Trump! The Musical

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Rap music

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Kritik's Korner

Piano Recital

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

Chano Pozo,

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

Freddie Mercury

Serenading

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Guitar Man.

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.