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"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

World Tour.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

Cycling with a harp case

"Draw your own path."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'Arf! Arf!'

Fishermen

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

Papageno from the Magic Flute

"His father came from a family of climbers."

"The subwoofers really help."

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

Can I have a look at the map?

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

"Remember, Mort: Courage isn't the absence of fear. Courage is remaining media-savvy in the face of fear!"

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

"I read the audio book."

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

Lost

'Looks like another bad PR week for the company. The whole media team got burned in our last email blast."

'I sense this may not be a one-way journey.'

Remember to lash from the outside!

Danger: Falling animals