Music Notation Nerd T-Shirts

"It's the new union rule - we have to provide cots for them if they have more than 8 bars rest."

My other cello is a Stradivari

Dept. of History. This term paper doens't have any footnotes at all! I'm suffering from citer's block!

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

"I compose using post it notes!"

The Mods and Rockers feud had got out of hand

Musical Note Nail

'I think he is a composer.'

"I thought it was a breakthrough, but it was only a misplace decimal."

"We start on #F."

Bass Clef

When it comes to the multiplication table, she sure is a strict constructionist.

Must be one of those underground bands.

The Downside Of Being Superman, The Man Of Steel

Dolphin Music

Conductor Smokes Musical Notes.

'Guys, could we try a different inversion?...Guys?'

"Where've you been Haydn?"

An obstacle course for musicians,

"There's just one MINOR problem."

Making Music

"So typical. Hurry up and wait."

my boyfriend's a music producer...

Musical notes F-A-C-E between lines on musical scale

Hi, dear, I'm working from work today.

A pinata filled with musical notes.

A Break In Music

'Think Big!'

Throwing Away Music

"For this next tune, I'm gonna need a little help from you guys!"

'I forgot where I put a sticky note I need to remind me to get something I need to remember.'

Chromatic Scale