Music Night Aficionado Pillows

Mardi Gras

I could have danced all night!

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Guitarist

He kept up his guitar practise...

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Trump! The Musical

Orchestra.

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Balancing two espresso martinis

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

'Man, times have changed.'

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Piano Recital

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Rap music

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'