Music Night Aficionado Gifts

We're nocturnal. Do you know any nocturnes?

Mardi Gras

I could have danced all night!

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Guitarist

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

He kept up his guitar practise...

Anna Calvi

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Trump! The Musical

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Orchestra.

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Elvis Presley

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

Balancing two espresso martinis

'Man, times have changed.'

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Piano Recital

Kritik's Korner

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

Rap music

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'