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"Even as a registered Republican voter I don't want you using our song...so dream on pal."

Squeezing the Free Press.

JET (Part I)

George Martin

Words that can result in employee litigation box.

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

Judge about dancing lawyer: 'When you get to the second stanza of this song and dance, please approach the bench.'

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

"Can you perform under pressure?"

'You look and sound like a real pro.'

Rescuing the Music Industry.

"And for that pain deep down in your soul, I'm going to prescribe the saxophone."

"I think I can get you off with a lighter sentence, but it might screw up your movie deal."

"Your Honor, if it please the court I'd like to deliver my opening comments in the form of a power ballad."

American Heroes

It's a recording contract from the whale's agent.

Liz Ripple All-Girl band - an equal opportunity employer.

"For my next trick, I'll need a non-litigious volunteer."

Businessman sits below a chart showing falling music sales in notes.

Miss T-T

"I don’t want to ‘fetch’ – I want to practice entertainment law."

Schenker discovers the true essence of humanity

"Right, so when Netflix want our story we’ll ask for 15% plus..."

"No need to sign a contract with J. Walters Agency. We take our branding seriously."

Dido

Blues Music in a Litigious World

"O.K., so no animals were harmed, but were they adequately compensated?"

Tin Pan Alley - There May Be Trouble Ahead

"Take this harmonica, son - it won't do me any good where you're going."

District court #27 attempts to spice up courtroom procedure.

"They don't care what Folkways is paying. They won't play after the moon sets."

"Mostly Mozart, nothing. It's all Mozart or no Mozart."

Extreme Court Reporting

'Playing out of tune doesn't make it a remix!'