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Judge about dancing lawyer: 'When you get to the second stanza of this song and dance, please approach the bench.'

"Take this harmonica, son - it won't do me any good where you're going."

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

JET (Part I)

Von Trapp family masks

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

Joseph and his coat

Lawyer sees street sign: Parallel Paralegal Parking.

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

"Those who can can, dance."

Musical Fight

"Looks like Broadway's back."

'I'm surprised you don't try the West End,old chap!'

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

Jason's fighting style was heavily influenced by his love of West Side Story.

Sir Lionel Murgatroyd

All together now! Let's sing our decision!

Now Playing: Christmas ? The Ultimate feel-Good Musical!

"I think I can get you off with a lighter sentence, but it might screw up your movie deal."

Flop Musicals: Singing in the Crane.

"Your Honor, if it please the court I'd like to deliver my opening comments in the form of a power ballad."

ER, The Musical: 'I'm a medic...' 'n' I'm a medic...' 'They're a paramedics!'

Sir Mervyn Murgatroyd