Musical Lawyer Prints

Judge about dancing lawyer: 'When you get to the second stanza of this song and dance, please approach the bench.'

"Take this harmonica, son - it won't do me any good where you're going."

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

George Martin

JET (Part I)

I can't wait 'til her tryouts for "Cats" are over.

"Maybe I needed a brain also! I left my heart in San Francisco!"

Von Trapp family masks

'So, you think you can just waltz right in here and start making movies, Mr, Astaire'

I'd like to donate to your theater, but

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

Joseph and his coat

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

Lawyer sees street sign: Parallel Paralegal Parking.

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

"Those who can can, dance."

Musical Fight

"Looks like Broadway's back."

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

'I'm surprised you don't try the West End,old chap!'

Thanks for the lift, Nana. Don't get any big ideas about acting. It's just a high school musical. I guess you aren't coming back to see the show. Correct. Tonight! Cats! Spring musical. That's ok. Slam! I'm parking now to get a front row seat!

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

"Can you perform under pressure?"

Jason's fighting style was heavily influenced by his love of West Side Story.

Sir Lionel Murgatroyd

'You look and sound like a real pro.'

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Noel Coward

I'm freaking out! Thursday is dress rehearsal. Nerves? Work! I've got a math and history test on Friday. Why did I ever sign up for the spring musical? Because it's fun? West Fester High School. On my college application it'll look like I had fun. It'll go with your "Looks aren't important" essay.

All together now! Let's sing our decision!

'I delivered him during the second act of Les Miserables. I delivered her during the first act of Phantom of the Opera. This one I deliveried. . .'

"I think I can get you off with a lighter sentence, but it might screw up your movie deal."

Flop Musicals: Singing in the Crane.

"Your Honor, if it please the court I'd like to deliver my opening comments in the form of a power ballad."