Music Lawyer Pillows

Squeezing the Free Press.

Words that can result in employee litigation box.

JET (Part I)

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

Judge about dancing lawyer: 'When you get to the second stanza of this song and dance, please approach the bench.'

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

Rescuing the Music Industry.

"And for that pain deep down in your soul, I'm going to prescribe the saxophone."

"I think I can get you off with a lighter sentence, but it might screw up your movie deal."

"Your Honor, if it please the court I'd like to deliver my opening comments in the form of a power ballad."

Miss T-T

Businessman sits below a chart showing falling music sales in notes.

Liz Ripple All-Girl band - an equal opportunity employer.

"I don’t want to ‘fetch’ – I want to practice entertainment law."

"For my next trick, I'll need a non-litigious volunteer."

Schenker discovers the true essence of humanity

"Right, so when Netflix want our story we’ll ask for 15% plus..."

"Take this harmonica, son - it won't do me any good where you're going."

"O.K., so no animals were harmed, but were they adequately compensated?"

Blues Music in a Litigious World

"No need to sign a contract with J. Walters Agency. We take our branding seriously."

"They don't care what Folkways is paying. They won't play after the moon sets."

"Mostly Mozart, nothing. It's all Mozart or no Mozart."

Extreme Court Reporting

'Playing out of tune doesn't make it a remix!'

"Sorry guys, the labels decided it's time to give up touring."