Music Fest Adventurer Gifts

Pete Bog

Face painting.

Cimafunk

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

Cycling with a harp case

Rainbow Quartet

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Guitar Man.

Old hippie gives peace sign.

Quartet.

Edison invents the personal stereo

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

The Running of the Brie

Papageno from the Magic Flute

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

"Here's a request from someone who'd like to hear something in tune for a change. Oh, we have a comedian out there, I see."

Joe Henry

"The subwoofers really help."

Ray Davies

'Why is the guitarist doing a Jack Sparrow impression?'

I came, I saw, I partied!

Pianist carrying his instrument.

"Spaghetti Rave"

'What d'you mean, I never take you anywhere-who took you to the Festival of Britain?'

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

Frank Zappa

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

Dino Fest

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."