Classical Tunes Adventurer Gifts

Three people playing on the same flute.

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

Cycling with a harp case

Guitar Man.

Edison invents the personal stereo

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

Papageno from the Magic Flute

Joe Henry

"The subwoofers really help."

Pianist carrying his instrument.

"I read the audio book."

My Violinist Valentine

Frank Zappa

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

Musician's Fishing Trip

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

Xylophone Icicles.

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

Cornucopia Horns.

Recording Studio

Crunk

Jean Sibelius.

'What makes you think I'm not listening?'

Pianist

'She said to read between the lines to infer the answer, but it's hard to see in between them because they're so close together.'

Woman plays a cello with a cuckoo peaking out the back.

Must be one of those underground bands.

"Wow, Gracie...you have a lot of music in you."

'It's a duet yourself project.'

Guide to Musical Instrument Fish

Pete Bog