Classical Tunes Adventurer T-Shirts

Three people playing on the same flute.

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

Cycling with a harp case

Guitar Man.

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

Papageno from the Magic Flute

"The subwoofers really help."

Joe Henry

Pianist carrying his instrument.

"I read the audio book."

My Violinist Valentine

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

Musician's Fishing Trip

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

Jean Sibelius.

Recording Studio

Xylophone Icicles.

Cornucopia Horns.

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

Crunk

'What makes you think I'm not listening?'

Pianist

'She said to read between the lines to infer the answer, but it's hard to see in between them because they're so close together.'

'It's a duet yourself project.'

Guide to Musical Instrument Fish

Woman plays a cello with a cuckoo peaking out the back.

Pete Bog

Must be one of those underground bands.