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"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

Those Were The Days

Guitar Man.

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

Edison invents the personal stereo

'Somehow an electronic fish finder just isn't as exciting as a 'Ben fish finder'.'

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

"The subwoofers really help."

Joe Henry

"I read the audio book."

Frank Zappa

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

Three people playing on the same flute.

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'

Recording Studio

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"The years 1966 through 1995 are blank because I was on tour with the Grateful Dead."

'What makes you think I'm not listening?'

'We've travelled tandem all our mrried life!'

'Grandpa says that, in his day, he had to walk 20 miles in the snow just to steal music.'

'The next time something follows you home, you have my permission to go straight to Timmy's house for a sleepover.'

'I realize this has been your favorite camping spot since you were a kid...but it's just not the same with all the construction over the years.'