Music Buff Banter Gifts

Pachelbel at weddings

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"That is an outrageous slur."

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Piano Keyboard

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

'Bartender...There's soap in my beer glass!' - Man farting bubbles.

'At least I don't have his life.'

Doggy conductor

'We had to donwsize.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

Inappropriate horse whispering.

"Now she's saying there'll have to be an pre-nuptial agreement."

'I think she just whispered those three little words in his ear - Time,Gentlemen,Please!'

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

Bell Hop