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"David Bowie, dead. Keith Richards, alive. Makes no sense."

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Good game."

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'I'd hire you, but the word is going around you guys are practically extinct!'

'I've used up all my eligibilities'

"Whenever it comes, Glenda, my death will be untimely."

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

"When I get to heaven do you think I'll get my testicles back?"

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

"You think it's tough down there?"

"We'll be single again in Heaven, right?"

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

Dante's Undiscovered Prequels

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"Are you sure I 'can't take it with me'? I brought some for you."

'Tell me father, why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be hell.'

Angel sees FIRE EXIT sign on trap door in cloud.

Truth

"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."

"It's right here… Nov. 29th, 1981, at Elaine's… twelve percent."