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"Honestly, Debbie, that was a long time ago. I don't 'gotta be me' anymore."

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

"May I offer a very different scenario?"

'He said he wasn't good enough for me, so I married him because he's the first man to realize that.'

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

Artist chained to his drawing.

"A cluck cluck here and a cluck cluck there,...is that all I meant to you?"

"I'll give you my unconditional love - on one condition."

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

Sign pointing to 'hindsight' and 'foresight'

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.

"Oh Adam. This is the second...sorry, I mean third happiest day of my life."

Meaningful...Meaningless relationships.

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

"If you were the only man in the world, and I were the only woman. . . would we still have to diet?"

"Have you seen my wife?"

'I love your poetry, m'dear - it's very Ezra Poundish.'

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

"Being a celebrated artist, I do sometimes wonder why you never celebrate me."

"Half full, or half empty? Do you want a positive spin, or a negative spin?"

"Never mind how other see you, how do you see yourself?"

Man looking down long telescope at himself.

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

'I really like him but I can't bear waiting for THE LUNGE'

"It kind of puts it all in perspective, doesn't it?"

"I'm giving love one more try."