Music And Relationship Ponderer Mugs

"Honestly, Debbie, that was a long time ago. I don't 'gotta be me' anymore."

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"May I offer a very different scenario?"

'He said he wasn't good enough for me, so I married him because he's the first man to realize that.'

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"A cluck cluck here and a cluck cluck there,...is that all I meant to you?"

Artist chained to his drawing.

It'll never work - you're LED and I'm plasma.

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

"I'll give you my unconditional love - on one condition."

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.

Sign pointing to 'hindsight' and 'foresight'

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

"Half full, or half empty? Do you want a positive spin, or a negative spin?"

'I love your poetry, m'dear - it's very Ezra Poundish.'

Meaningful...Meaningless relationships.

'Wow, that was unforgettable.'-'What was?'

"Oh Adam. This is the second...sorry, I mean third happiest day of my life."

"Have you seen my wife?"

"Being a celebrated artist, I do sometimes wonder why you never celebrate me."

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

"If you were the only man in the world, and I were the only woman. . . would we still have to diet?"

"Never mind how other see you, how do you see yourself?"

Man looking down long telescope at himself.

"It kind of puts it all in perspective, doesn't it?"

"But is it..?"

'I really like him but I can't bear waiting for THE LUNGE'

Are you honestly trying to play footsie with me? I never mix footsie with honesty.