Mushrooms Gifts

"Is it my imagination, or has it been an unusually wet summer?"

"I don't recall it being quite this humid last July."

Magic mushroom

'I've never seen a year so wet.'

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

"See why I hate my nickname 'Toad Stool'?"

'Alright Humphrey - you've proved that you can grow Chanterelles anywhere!'

Bunch of toadstools.

"I wouldn't mind but I spent a fortune on those mushrooms!"

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

Snow.

Toadstool Umbrella.

'DIY toadstools Fred! We could sell the spores: We'll be rich!'

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

'Young man, don't pick these mushrooms... They are poisonous and not edible. -Well, I'm not picking them to eat them but to sell them.'

"He's a shiitake."

Giants of science: Oppenheimers Mushroom Farm. 'Get 'em while they're red hot!'

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

Our Pal Portabello

Gnome reading the 'Joy of mushrooms'

No-one had the heart to tell Lily it was just a mushroom.

Animals and their natural seats.

Mushrooms of New York

He's been teaching a class on fungi for decades! He loves molding young minds! Campus.

F&E Nursery. Is it a special fertilizer just for mushrooms? The breakfast of champignons!

He was always so sweaty.

"I heard he came into money and moved to a portobello."

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'Mom, instead of getting food at the market, I traded the cow for these magic mushrooms!'

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'