Mushrooms Mugs

"Is it my imagination, or has it been an unusually wet summer?"

"I don't recall it being quite this humid last July."

Magic mushroom

'I've never seen a year so wet.'

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

"See why I hate my nickname 'Toad Stool'?"

'Alright Humphrey - you've proved that you can grow Chanterelles anywhere!'

Bunch of toadstools.

"I wouldn't mind but I spent a fortune on those mushrooms!"

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

Snow.

Toadstool Umbrella.

'DIY toadstools Fred! We could sell the spores: We'll be rich!'

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

'Young man, don't pick these mushrooms... They are poisonous and not edible. -Well, I'm not picking them to eat them but to sell them.'

"He's a shiitake."

Giants of science: Oppenheimers Mushroom Farm. 'Get 'em while they're red hot!'

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

Gnome reading the 'Joy of mushrooms'

No-one had the heart to tell Lily it was just a mushroom.

Animals and their natural seats.

Mushrooms of New York

"I heard he came into money and moved to a portobello."

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'Mom, instead of getting food at the market, I traded the cow for these magic mushrooms!'

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

Gene Manipulation

Fresh off the boat and dazed by the tropical sun, Bert falls prey to the sales-rep devouring Giant Mushroom of Indonesia.

Black Truffles!