Mushroom Soup Critic Pillows

'Eat your mushroom soup, George - Mother picked them especially for you...'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

'It feels warm enough to me.'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

Bottomless bowl of soup

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

What's the insect de jour?

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

Your friends pooled their retirements to buy you some super sex. I'll take the soup! Hey, I like soup.

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

'To better prepare you for the future, I've replaced the letters in your alphabet soup with Chinese ones.'

'Exactly what day is this the soup of?'

'Waiter, there's a cell phone in my soup.'