Museum Hopper Pillows

At the Met

"I was all set to go to the Guggenheim when my mother called and totally guilt-tripped me into coming here."

"Derek was really inspired by our minibreak to Florence."

"That's not a Tracey Emin - that is Tracey Emin."

Art Gallery "Ah yes, this one is unmistakably a constable."

Jan Arnolfini and his wife...(it was a boy)

Rubens Exhibition Souvenirs.

Warhol Exhibit

Self portraits

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Today's special... donuts.

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

'You've had enough!'

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"I read 'Art News.'"

"Can we get some more bread sticks over here?"

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

"He's left out the staples"

"It's a great work!"

"If that were a Jasper Johns, dear, we could sell it for three million dollars."

"Well, what's your recommendation?"

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.

My broker went to Antigua ... I had to settle for Coney Island.

"This artist's very successful. And he's not even dead."