Museum Hopper Pillows

At the Met

"I was all set to go to the Guggenheim when my mother called and totally guilt-tripped me into coming here."

"Derek was really inspired by our minibreak to Florence."

His artistic license should say "Must wear corrective lenses."

"That's not a Tracey Emin - that is Tracey Emin."

Art Gallery "Ah yes, this one is unmistakably a constable."

Jan Arnolfini and his wife...(it was a boy)

Rubens Exhibition Souvenirs.

Warhol Exhibit

Self portraits

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Today's special... donuts.

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

'You've had enough!'

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"Can we get some more bread sticks over here?"

"I read 'Art News.'"

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"It's a great work!"

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

"Well, what's your recommendation?"

"If that were a Jasper Johns, dear, we could sell it for three million dollars."

"He's left out the staples"

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

"This artist's very successful. And he's not even dead."

Unfinished Masterpiece.