Museum-going Sibling Gifts

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Michael Jackson.

'Projectile painting.'

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

Where the framers of the Constitution bought their frames.

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

'Is that IT? All this way for just the ONE?'

'Click it or ticket.'

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

Who are you?

"Take it from the beginning. Act One. 'Gypsy.' 'May We Entertain You?' And this time, Mrs. Ritterhouse, without the Baby June split."

Warhol Exhibit

'What did you do with the apple I gave you yesterday?'

A window is the popular exhibit at an art gallery.

Lesser Known Historical Figures: The Steno at the First Thanksgiving Dinner.

Isaac Newton...stumped.

"I never read Mein Kampf. My dad read it to me. I liked when he did the voices."

"I know it's only a thumbnail sketch, but I quite like it!"

Caesar slips on ice. Bystander says 'He was warned-beware the ice of March'

Little known fact #244: Cholera was not the #1 cause of death for children on the Oregon Trail

'These new ideas are silly, Father, the boiled tobacco tasted awful and you've spent an age trying to light that potato.'

"The innocence seems forced."

Junk Art

Picasso - Cooling Off Period

Campaign 2010.

'I was afraid of this -- the evolution protocols are just confusing them.'

The world's oldest braided rug

The small servant's dinner

Class War by Other Means

"It's not gas...it's sibling rivalry."

'In the whole history of colonialism, who established the most colonies?'

Telescopic Philanthropy - Foreign and Domestic Philanthropy

Alice Steddemminger With "Stig""Disparate imagery provides the opportunistic appropriationist a surrogate subconscious from which to draw an iconography dripping with that ambiguity thing."

'Your brother sure ha some kind of weirdo creepy imagination.'

'Me too, I can remember exactly where I was when President Lincoln was shot.'