Museum-going Sibling Pillows

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'Projectile painting.'

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

Where the framers of the Constitution bought their frames.

'Is that IT? All this way for just the ONE?'

'Click it or ticket.'

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

Who are you?

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

Warhol Exhibit

"Take it from the beginning. Act One. 'Gypsy.' 'May We Entertain You?' And this time, Mrs. Ritterhouse, without the Baby June split."

A window is the popular exhibit at an art gallery.

'What did you do with the apple I gave you yesterday?'

Lesser Known Historical Figures: The Steno at the First Thanksgiving Dinner.

"I never read Mein Kampf. My dad read it to me. I liked when he did the voices."

Isaac Newton...stumped.

"I know it's only a thumbnail sketch, but I quite like it!"

Caesar slips on ice. Bystander says 'He was warned-beware the ice of March'

Little known fact #244: Cholera was not the #1 cause of death for children on the Oregon Trail

Junk Art

Picasso - Cooling Off Period

"The innocence seems forced."

'These new ideas are silly, Father, the boiled tobacco tasted awful and you've spent an age trying to light that potato.'

Campaign 2010.

The small servant's dinner

The world's oldest braided rug

'I was afraid of this -- the evolution protocols are just confusing them.'

"It's not gas...it's sibling rivalry."

Telescopic Philanthropy - Foreign and Domestic Philanthropy

'Your brother sure ha some kind of weirdo creepy imagination.'

'Me too, I can remember exactly where I was when President Lincoln was shot.'

"Still prickly, but smart. Styling gel makes the difference."

Excerpts from the Comey memos