Art Lover Sibling Pillows

"The innocence seems forced."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Venus

Where Indian ink came from.

Use your imagination.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

The Origami Society...

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

What's an Imax cave?

Mr. Punch in Venice

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

'Projectile painting.'

Michael Jackson.

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Klimt Kiss Phones

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Picasso: The Early Years

They were mysteriously drawn together

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

Framed Lady

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

The Da Vinci Cod

'Greenwich in the Season'

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"Amateurs."