Museum Crawler Gifts

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"Meet the scribe"

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

"An everything Martini, please."

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

Best Before 5th Pint.

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Beers

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

"Have you seen my dad?"

The Snooze Bar.

The Reaper's Arms

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Men gossiping