Museum Crawler T-Shirts

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

"Meet the scribe"

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

"An everything Martini, please."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

Best Before 5th Pint.

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

Beers

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

The Reaper's Arms

Men gossiping