Catwalk Crawler T-Shirts

'Excuse me, Officer, can you show me the way to London Fashion Week.'

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

Pet Cemetery.

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

After party at the spill club.

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

Kelly Mittendorf

Perp Walk Fashion Show

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

Club insecurity.

The bigger they are, the harder they fall, but then the turbulence gets you!

The Bland Leading the Bland

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

Gok Wan

London Fashion Week.

Sara Sampaio

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

"I like its easygoing spirit, but light mauve shows jelly."

Mortified that her hospital gown did not close all the way in the back...

Fashion Week 2021

Baby menu with selection of breasts.

"You really can't look at things in a black and white perspective anymore, Especially as we said that white is the new black."

"Would you like to dance with me?"

A short legged lady bug is among long legged ones.

Mitch McConnell

Model Village

Twiggy

"Wake me at five tonight with the full English."

"You have tiny websites burned onto your retinas!"

Rarely seen spiders!

'I'm watching a fashion show...it's the 'I'll never be skinny enough to wear these' collection.'

'The Garrett Club'

"There's no business like show business. . ."