Muse Gatherer Pillows

'One reason I like hanging out with you is you give me so many good ideas for my sermons.'

You're my Mona Lisa.

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

'Not now, dear, I'm trying to listen to the Muse.'

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

Midwest Winter Items.

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

"Don't interrupt! I finally found my muse."

I'm going to have to ask you for another urine sample, Mr. Fusco. This time, be sure to use the plastic cup, not my coffee mug with "#1 Doctor" printed on it.

"Another round?"

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

The Thinker and Creative Thinker.

A stairway leading into a heart leads out from the brain.

"...My daughter, the model..."

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

'Put down the coffee mug. I forget what you look like.'

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

"I didn't plagiarize. My muse must have."

"See - that's how he's able to write all those plays."

'It's all very well you saying I should paint something else, but what?'

"It's the poet in him trying to get out."

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

Poet Joyce Kilmer is struck with inspiration for his poem "trees".

Day 4 of self-isolation and the strain was showing.

I WRITE FOR THOSE/WHO STARE OUT WINDOWS/WITH LITTLE HAIR ON THEIR TOES

'Are you sure this is the only way to get rid of your writers block?'

Eureka!

"Quit moving"

We're having a dinner party.

"This is our coffeemaker room."