Muse Gatherer Prints

'One reason I like hanging out with you is you give me so many good ideas for my sermons.'

You're my Mona Lisa.

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

'Not now, dear, I'm trying to listen to the Muse.'

Midwest Winter Items.

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

"Don't interrupt! I finally found my muse."

"Another round?"

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

A stairway leading into a heart leads out from the brain.

"...My daughter, the model..."

"See - that's how he's able to write all those plays."

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

"I didn't plagiarize. My muse must have."

'Put down the coffee mug. I forget what you look like.'

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

'It's all very well you saying I should paint something else, but what?'

"It's the poet in him trying to get out."

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

'Newton's fourth law - physicists congregate periodically in obscure European cities to have their picture taken, and then they quickly disperse.

I WRITE FOR THOSE/WHO STARE OUT WINDOWS/WITH LITTLE HAIR ON THEIR TOES

Eureka!

"This is our coffeemaker room."

"Quit moving"

Day 4 of self-isolation and the strain was showing.

'Are you sure this is the only way to get rid of your writers block?'