Muscular Father Gifts

Muscular Dad

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

No caption. (A mother runs on a treadmill with a baby carriage on the treadmill next to her).

Skateboard

"Which one is yours?"

'Who the heck told my wife I had rights to parental leave?'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

A father comes home from work and is given a baby.

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

'Daddy yells, 'I GOT IT I GOT IT' You should have seen how high the ball bounced off Daddy's head'

Daddy's Hook

'Your wife has had triplets. I suggest you go home and get some of the sleep you won't get in the next several years.'

You missed a spot!

Family Sidecar

"It was at this point that our wives left us."

'Around here your mom is the management. I'm just the middle management.'

Doctors talking about ways to confuse patients with jargon.

Baby's first horror movies

Expectant father with sports goods - "It's a girl."

Hell's Angel and baby buggy.

"Awww....someone's done a pooping in their pants. How cute?"

'With a boss, a wife and three teenaged kids, I haven't had much time to worry about international affairs.'

Give me whatever and make it fast. What? What do you mean? My wife gave me ten minutes of freedom for Father's Day. And I burned through three of those just sprinting over here. We have four children and a fifth one any day now. She's tired in bed so I'm on 24/7 kid duty. I haven't left the house, taken a shower, or gone potty by myself since 2015. My ear hairs are skinny secret babies that whisper to me at night that I may be going insane. So for Father's Day, my loving wife granted me ten flee

'A couple of the other dads and I were thinking of starting up a fight club. . . you in?'

'Maybe tomorrow.'

Doctor checking a man's testicle to find out about fertility problems.

Dads.

'He's quite the hands-on daddy...in his way.'

"Mommie!"

"Dad and son playing with rugby ball. Son runs up to ball and kicks it. Ball hits dad in nose - nose starts bleeding."

'Stand by for shock waves!'

'You can't expect to win every interest he shares!'

Daddy is busy right now. Why don't you ask your cell phone?