Muscular Father Mugs

Muscular Dad

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

Skateboard

"Which one is yours?"

'Who the heck told my wife I had rights to parental leave?'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

'Daddy yells, 'I GOT IT I GOT IT' You should have seen how high the ball bounced off Daddy's head'

A father comes home from work and is given a baby.

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

'Your wife has had triplets. I suggest you go home and get some of the sleep you won't get in the next several years.'

Daddy's Hook

You missed a spot!

Family Sidecar

'Around here your mom is the management. I'm just the middle management.'

"It was at this point that our wives left us."

Doctors talking about ways to confuse patients with jargon.

Baby's first horror movies

Expectant father with sports goods - "It's a girl."

Hell's Angel and baby buggy.

"Awww....someone's done a pooping in their pants. How cute?"

'With a boss, a wife and three teenaged kids, I haven't had much time to worry about international affairs.'

'A couple of the other dads and I were thinking of starting up a fight club. . . you in?'

Doctor checking a man's testicle to find out about fertility problems.

Dads.

'Maybe tomorrow.'

'He's quite the hands-on daddy...in his way.'

"Mommie!"

"Dad and son playing with rugby ball. Son runs up to ball and kicks it. Ball hits dad in nose - nose starts bleeding."

'Stand by for shock waves!'

'You can't expect to win every interest he shares!'

"Please, Kaitlin, not while daddy's obsessing."