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Baby's first horror movies

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The DaVinci Code

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Chiller Theatre

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

The Philip Marlow family

"Play 'Misty' for me."

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"Which one is yours?"

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

Mobsters at the Beach

'Who the heck told my wife I had rights to parental leave?'

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

"My creative writing professor suggested that I write about what I know...from my own experience!"

A man runs on the water from a shark.

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

Janet Leigh

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

"No, we’re not lost, Claire. And yes, I have seen ‘Deliverance’!"

'The close Ops surveillance people have just sent these photo's over and we now strongly suspect that Jimmy the Greek is onto us...'