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The DaVinci Code

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Chiller Theatre

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

The Philip Marlow family

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

"Play 'Misty' for me."

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"Which one is yours?"

Mobsters at the Beach

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

'Who the heck told my wife I had rights to parental leave?'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

I hope that "golden showers" dossier about Trump is true. That'd be awesome. How so, little buddy? Well, I was always a big fan of the cold war. I loved "Red Dawn" and "War Games" and "James Bond" and all those really cool cold war movies. If it's true that our new president is actually being blackmailed by the Russians, we might finally have a real "Manchurian Candidate." I've calculated that the number of "Twilight Zone" episodes that might still come true has just grown by half a dozen. I hop

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

A man runs on the water from a shark.

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

"My creative writing professor suggested that I write about what I know...from my own experience!"

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

'The close Ops surveillance people have just sent these photo's over and we now strongly suspect that Jimmy the Greek is onto us...'

Murderous Chef

"Heeeere's your contractor. Sorry I'm three weeks late, but better late than never, I always say."

Janet Leigh

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'