Muscle Mythos Gifts

Putin's old tricks don't work any longer...

Shepherd and eurydice

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"We only got six days of funding."

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Tut and Carmen.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Toadstools

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Bacchus.

Vlad the Impala

Venus

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.