Muscle Head T-Shirts

"Well sports medicine isn't my speciality.. but at a guess I think you need to work more on your legs."

'Try to get less exercise.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"And Johnson here is in research and over-development."

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Motor Tourism

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

'Oh don't mind him - he's just a great big teddy bear.'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

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"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

I love my motor.

'My upper body strength is fine but I'd been neglecting my legs.'

A souped up car...

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

"His prose is so muscular."

Cow outboard engine

"D'you have any porn porn?"

Now play some Metallica!

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

"Yeah, I'm working on my own customized car, too."

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

'Yes, but it was a glass ballet flat that I lost.'

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"Yeah, I'm just here for winter break. I'm staying with my aunt Maria. She lives down the block."

'Grandpa's been working out!'

'Don't tell me to watch my language! You give me this sort of quote, I'll give you this sort of quote!'