Muscle Head Mugs

"Well sports medicine isn't my speciality.. but at a guess I think you need to work more on your legs."

'Try to get less exercise.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"And Johnson here is in research and over-development."

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Motor Tourism

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

I love my motor.

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

'My upper body strength is fine but I'd been neglecting my legs.'

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

A souped up car...

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

"D'you have any porn porn?"

"His prose is so muscular."

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

Cow outboard engine

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

'Yes, but it was a glass ballet flat that I lost.'

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

'Grandpa's been working out!'

'Don't tell me to watch my language! You give me this sort of quote, I'll give you this sort of quote!'

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

'No, I'm afraid I can't pass it. Even if you do promise to shout 'no breaks' as you drive along.'

"Says here underage kids can get a hardship license if they have a legitimate reason to drive a car."

Car that makes a noise: 'Ka-ching'.