Head Mugs

'Oh don't mind him - he's just a great big teddy bear.'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Motor Tourism

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

Veloci-Rapper

Egguy JUMP!! 62 Eggs like this. Gr'Egg LOL. M'Egg OMG so funny!!!!! 3.

'It's not just a job. It's about being part of something bigger than yourself.'

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

I love my motor.

A souped up car...

Music for car stereos

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

"D'you have any porn porn?"

Cow outboard engine

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

The Grim Rapper

Now play some Metallica!

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

"I've joined an Eminem tribute band."

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"Yeah, I'm just here for winter break. I'm staying with my aunt Maria. She lives down the block."

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"And Johnson here is in research and over-development."

'It's not a designer pin. It's actually a medal the Principal gave me for backing up my hard drive.'

"Yeah, I'm working on my own customized car, too."

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

"I don't do spells. I'm a wizard at deciphering rap lyrics."