Headwear Mugs

I Hate My Hat Magazine

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

Backwards cap

Killer Executive Suits.

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

Men's business romper.

New Suit.

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

'Oh don't mind him - he's just a great big teddy bear.'

The Dandy

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

The Aging of Underwear

I love my cape

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

A man trying to decide which tie he should put on.

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'Note the bold use of gray.'

"I feel a draft."

Friendly Tie

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

Sharkskin

Mr. Blok encounters difficulty when shopping for a hat with his wife.

How do you like the new suit?

Why do men wear long short pants?