Munch Fan Pillows

"And I thought I was a screamer!"

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

'...it's a robots staple diet.'

'It sold for how much!'

Say, I just had a thought

The Perils of Dog Kisses

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

Snacks

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

"Do you have a strain that pairs well with Chunky Monkey?"

Motivation

Santa contemplates whether or not to leave presents.

'Whoa! Our waiter's online and you should see what he's saying about your tip!'

Naughty Food

'Leftovers...! Leftovers!'

"With a heart I have to worry about cholesterol."

I was eating my muffin and drinking my latte when I noticed the tv on your wall is only 1080p resolution. That's right. So you admit it! Your tv is not an 8k UHD television! And yet your sign outside says "good eats and state of the art tech inside." That's false advertising. I might be willing to forgo the class action lawsuit and settle out of court. I'd settle for a 1080p tv. Get out.

"Oh God, look at the colors in that sunset! Pull over, like anywhere...I have the munchies...heh..."

'I'm highly motivated to diet. Unfortunately I'm more motivated to eat.'

'Stop calling us monsters already. We're comfort eaters!'

"Well, yeah - I am hungry. Dang, it's like you can read my mind."

Medical Marijuana Prescrptions

"Manna's good for the munchies."

'There seem to be teeth marks in the stock quotes.'

'Get the London look' scream poster.

'I keep my diet book in the refrigerator for added motivation.'

It hurts when I do this.

Zombie Divorce