Munch Enthusiast Pillows

'It sold for how much!'

'Men order. . . women shop.'

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

"How's everything here? Let's start with your earliest childhood memories."

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

"That's how my father looked when I told him I was going to marry you."

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

'Tonight's menu is bound in Moroccan leather, with a touch of Flemish calligraphy on hand made paper.'

The Pooperrazzi

'No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs...I've given up living so I can live longer.'

'...it's a robots staple diet.'

"Relax, Hargraves, … we're all 'Muckety-Mucks' here."

Say, I just had a thought

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

Hi. I'm Jonathan. I'll be your judge this afternoon. Legal Menu.

'One businessman's lunch and one lackey's lunch.'

'. . . the Winter of Discontent Soup, Arab Spring Roll, Summer Madness Salad and The Season of Mellow Mists Fruit Medley.'

"The starred items are hot and spicy."

'Haven't you heard? We're not going to discuss the company picnic - this is the company picnic.'

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

A worm sits in comfort as he has just eaten 4 apples by himself...

Snacks

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

Meditation Munchies

"I hate how we stigmatize eating by calling it a feeding frenzy."

'Diet!...Diet!...Diet!...'

Al's Health Spa: You are what you eat.

"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat."

"Do you have a strain that pairs well with Chunky Monkey?"

'Of course on this new diet, I only count the calories of the food I eat whilst other people are in the room.'

'I'm on a diet -- I only eat illusory things.'

"Animal Liberation by Peter Singer"