Metal Munch Lover Pillows

'...it's a robots staple diet.'

Motorherd

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

'You know, I could really go for a wafer-thin mint.'

'No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs...I've given up living so I can live longer.'

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

'It sold for how much!'

A worm sits in comfort as he has just eaten 4 apples by himself...

Snacks

"Cemetery Pie"

Bris

"I hate how we stigmatize eating by calling it a feeding frenzy."

Meditation Munchies

'Do Katie's braces count as 'precious metals'?'

'Diet!...Diet!...Diet!...'

Man who works at a magnet company finds his briefcase attracted to the briefcase of the man who works at the scrap metal company.

"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat."

Al's Health Spa: You are what you eat.

"So … ribs for lunch?"

"Animal Liberation by Peter Singer"

"Mainly we supply material for nuclear reactors, electronics and costume jewelry."

'I'd like the low-cal enchiladas, the low-sodium corn chips, and the diet margarita.'

'Of course on this new diet, I only count the calories of the food I eat whilst other people are in the room.'

'I'm on a diet -- I only eat illusory things.'

"I'm starting my diet today."

"To truly reap the meditative benefits of lockdown baking, you have to mindfully eat it all afterwards."

Future Opera

'I can't understand it either. I watch my diet carefully but I go right on eating.'

Metal Defective.