Metal Munch Lover Mugs

'...it's a robots staple diet.'

Motorherd

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

"How's everything here? Let's start with your earliest childhood memories."

Superheroes League. Just to avoid an argument, don't refer to Superman as "The Man of Steel" in front of Iron Man.

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

'No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs...I've given up living so I can live longer.'

'You know, I could really go for a wafer-thin mint.'

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

'It sold for how much!'

A worm sits in comfort as he has just eaten 4 apples by himself...

"Cemetery Pie"

Snacks

Bris

Meditation Munchies

'Do Katie's braces count as 'precious metals'?'

"I hate how we stigmatize eating by calling it a feeding frenzy."

'Of course on this new diet, I only count the calories of the food I eat whilst other people are in the room.'

'I'd like the low-cal enchiladas, the low-sodium corn chips, and the diet margarita.'

Man who works at a magnet company finds his briefcase attracted to the briefcase of the man who works at the scrap metal company.

'I'm on a diet -- I only eat illusory things.'

"Mainly we supply material for nuclear reactors, electronics and costume jewelry."

'Diet!...Diet!...Diet!...'

Actually, it's healthier to eat smaller meals more often throughout the day.

Al's Health Spa: You are what you eat.

"Animal Liberation by Peter Singer"

"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat."

"So … ribs for lunch?"

'Yes, I'm sure my pockets are empty.'

"I'm starting my diet today."

"To truly reap the meditative benefits of lockdown baking, you have to mindfully eat it all afterwards."

Future Opera

Metal Defective.