Edvard Munch Fan Pillows

It hurts when I do this.

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

The Walking TED Talk.

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

The Pooperrazzi

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."

'It sold for how much!'

"Relax, Hargraves, … we're all 'Muckety-Mucks' here."

'...it's a robots staple diet.'

Say, I just had a thought

Yum Yum

Rush Limbaugh, Balloon Boy.

" ...And now, for today's TED Talks ..."

"Blank Canvas, White on White, Snow, Artist's Block....I don't know how he gets away with it!"

'Will you wait for me, Tino?'

Ventrilominimalism.

"Son, I think it's about time we had the TED Talk."

Jed Clampett delivers his Jed Talk

"And I thought I was a screamer!"

'This free running craze is becoming a plague.'

Pieces of eight, pieces of eight.

'Leftovers...! Leftovers!'

Virginia Woolf.

Ryan Giggs

Musk Musk Musk

"I recall losing respect for the 1970s when I got a mood ring and pet rock for my birthday."

"Another round of iced teas, and would you please find a placemat that will actually challenge our gifted son."

Father TED Talks: "That would be an ecumenical matter ..."

The Simple Life: Input - Output

TOM

Jed Talks

'Get the London look' scream poster.

"King Kong is now King Calm, proof that coffee cup messaging matters."

"Can you please stop arguing in your TED Talk voice."