Multiverse Maniac Gifts

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Giant slug attacks a city

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

Monster Baseball

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

"He's right―there is something under the bed!"

Volcaniax

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'If you can't afford a media adviser the court will appoint you one.'

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

Love Hurts

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

"Advertising is a simple business, Nathan. Always remember that less is more, except, of course, for those situations where less is actually less."

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

"You'll do laundry, you'll drink water...oh, and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails."

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

The Fishbowl Dynasty

"An ark with a 'K', you idiot!"

"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."