Multiple Madness Master T-Shirts

Triplets

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Balancing work and family

'Save us!'

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

Why do you need so many computers?

"....how many kids have we got now?"

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

Magic coat fixing problems while walking the dog.

Overworked

Multitasking executive dog

The Communicator

Working from Home

"Go ahead, Perkins. I can listen to your report and roll out my hammies at the same time."

Let's try some word disassociation

Houdini's infancy.

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

In Difficulties.

'This bed comes with a remote monster-under-the-bed option.'

Multi-Species Employment Agency. Did you hire the octopus for that job opening? Yeah, but I did interview other applicants. The frog was a strong candidate. I'm flexible on location - I'm an amphibian! The whale seemed to be hiding something. The gap in my resume? Uh ... I was beached for a while. And the pig wasn't smart. I see "USDA Approved" on your resume. I don't think you understand what that mwans. The octopus got the job because he's a great multitasker!

Baby Carriers

"In a multiple choice exam if in doubt always go for D, because that's about what grade you'll end up with!"