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'Actually the twins are not hard to tell apart. When I put them down, the one that cries is Dennis.'

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

wealth investment

Dept. of the Treasury

The United States' economy deflating.

Carlo Ancelotti

"This is super. I asked for super-duper."

I'm buying a house. You're broke. So? the interest rate plans are amazing. The banks are giving money away. Besides, the housing market is going nuts. If I buy today, I can sell next year for a huge profit. I suddenly feel faint. You look ill, Mr. Powell.

"I think I've finally figured out who's on first."

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

'It's the perfect time to move up the evolutionary ladder! The climate is stable, we have no natural predators, and interest rates may never be this low again!'

'Are you good with decimals? Our certificate of deposit is currently paying 0.025%.'

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

"Well, I thought of it as an innovative economic stimulus package, but the jury insisted on calling it securities fraud!"

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

I don't like the looks of this.

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

"Now, where was I? Oh yeah - interest rates..."

Management by committee: 'The buck stops here, here, here, here,,,'

Alex Ferguson

'The Chinese are using their currency as a weapon!' - 'Yeah - they have an ATM bomb!'

Stock marketeers shooting each other playfully with guns full of money

"I see a flaw in your financial calculation."

What are they complaining about...the work is challenging,interesting, demanding...AND we let them do it for 80 hours a week.

Bike Wash

'Give it to me straight, doc. How much longer do I have in advertising's prime demographic audience?'

Thanks a Mil, Warren!