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"Nice to meet you. And may I just say, I don't feel uncomfortable at all."

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Tourists

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

Hay Rides $10

Now showing, at a University near you...

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

I love Museum Shops

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

Birds talking about package holiday makers - "Amazing how they find there way back every year."

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

Snake Charming

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side befcause she was green, and an 'O'Houligan'..."

Foreigner ready for the hunt

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

'Amazing isn't it? The eyes seem to follow you around the room.'

"I can't eat all that."

'What I like about Magaloof Tracey is it feels so foreign.'

'I think we should eat out in the hotel tomorrow dear.'

"Wow, that kid does not like Georgia O'Keeffe."

Pine Hill Hot Dog Water Springs

Personnel. You've learned from your mistakes? Wow! I feel awed in the presence of so much education!

Movie with dinner: Now serving Texas Chainsaw Casserole.

"Sorry, but it's one in one out."

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

Benefits of Living Abroad

'Yes, Bwana?'

Asian Adventure Vacations

"But what did you expect to find in a JAPANESE topless restaurant, dear?"

'You know, I don't even care how the wine tastes - this alone was worth the price.'

Forget Your Worries at Velton Corners, Spa.

"You may be asking for trouble, Ernie."