Multicultural Experience Seeker Pillows

"Nice to meet you. And may I just say, I don't feel uncomfortable at all."

Tourists

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

Hay Rides $10

Now showing, at a University near you...

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

I love Museum Shops

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

Birds talking about package holiday makers - "Amazing how they find there way back every year."

Snake Charming

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

Foreigner ready for the hunt

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

'Amazing isn't it? The eyes seem to follow you around the room.'

"I can't eat all that."

"Sorry, but it's one in one out."

"Wow, that kid does not like Georgia O'Keeffe."

'I think we should eat out in the hotel tomorrow dear.'

Pine Hill Hot Dog Water Springs

'What I like about Magaloof Tracey is it feels so foreign.'

Movie with dinner: Now serving Texas Chainsaw Casserole.

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

'You know, I don't even care how the wine tastes - this alone was worth the price.'

Benefits of Living Abroad

Asian Adventure Vacations

'Yes, Bwana?'

"But what did you expect to find in a JAPANESE topless restaurant, dear?"

Forget Your Worries at Velton Corners, Spa.

"You may be asking for trouble, Ernie."

'If he doesn´t bark in French don´t answer him.'