Multi-tool Maniac T-Shirts

New Swiss Army Knife

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

Swiss army knife

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"He loves his leaf blower."

Award Winning Gardener

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

CLEAR!

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

A crab with a utility knife claw

DIY horror.

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Cut out and keep your own D.I.Y expert.

Men's Prayer Group.

I'm ego surfing right now, looking up my name on different search engines.

Handy-lion

"Everything you need for self-assembly."

Builders.

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

'No. I haven't always been a lawyer.'

Carpenter

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

DIY store.

Piano eight hands.

'No, we're owned by a non profit poundation.'

A Utility Knife.

Acupressure Gauge

Swiss Army garden tool

The biggest fish.

Workers rest